A Word from The Farmer

April 1st,2021

April 1st,2021

It feels like we are finally getting something done on the farm with five of our foreign professionals now working 50-60 hours a week (and if they get any less hours they aren’t happy).  Yet we are now behind on the season.   If you have read any of my previous blogs I think the concept that it is impossible to run a farm on Canadian help has been well established so I won’t go into that again.  I would, however, like to point out that it certainly isn’t just agriculture that is suffering from a painfully obvious lack of work ethic in Canada.  A friend manages an auto supply store.  The work pace is high (much like a really busy farmers market of days gone by).  Of a daily crew of less than ten there is almost always 1-3, and sometimes more, of the crew missing for one reason or another (and many of the “reasons” are pretty pathetic).  It wreaks havoc on the service the store is able to provide.  Phones go unanswered, schedules at garages and repair shops fall behind, customers lives are then held up resulting in more loss of work time, etc., etc.  and it seems that every service industry is suffering the same way.  There is a very real loss to our economy that those of us who work hard have to compensate for.  Money and the economy is certainly not the most important thing in life but the extra toil this imposes on those of us who end up pulling the weight takes a very real toll on our quality of life
After pondering for many years on what makes our Jamaican and Mexican employees more dedicated and appreciative of their employment there is only one thing I can put my finger on that would make that kind of difference in work ethic; our social “safety net”.  I am not going to argue for a minute that it’s not a good thing.  It’s an awesome thing.  For the most part Canadian citizens do not starve or suffer in the way people do in many other countries do.  Who can argue with that?  But the problem is that generations of living with the knowledge that 'if I don’t pull my weight in society I will be provided for’ has resulted in a widespread disregard of the importance of working hard to stay ahead of almost certain suffering, starvation and death.  If you think I am exaggerating then you are just too complacent about what is required to ensure our well being and existence on this planet.  Certainly, the way things are now in Canada, if we find ourselves down on our luck, make a series of poor decisions, or decide not to pull our weight (and there seems to be an ever growing segment of society that live this way; I have seen it first hand) we will not starve.  But that is only the case because others are working hard to pull that weight for us.  If we all decide not to pull our weight then we certainly will starve.  That is no exaggeration. If we, collectively, stop working we all starve.  The difference between us and our Jamaican and Mexican employees is that they have grown up in a society where things can get very, very bad and they have all seen those who have been left behind and have suffered terribly.  They understand that life is not easy and that only diligence will give them a fair chance of beating the odds and living a good life.

The way our social safety net has evolved over the years is the primary reason we now have to bring employees from other parts of the world to help feeds us.  It seems to have become socially unacceptable to hold anyone accountable for their own state of existence….especially on the job (any business owner can tell you about the continual shift of all responsibility from the employee to the employer; we are now even held responsible for their overall wellbeing).  I disagree with that mentality, it’s a mistake….and I am sure some of you think I am horrible for saying that is a mistake…..but if you are honest with yourself you know it is a fact.  The only way to be truly happy and fulfilled in this life is to take responsibility for our own existence to the degree that we each can.  A huge portion of our population has never experienced the feeling of fulfilment that comes from knowing that you have made something of yourself and have  been a positive addition to this world.  Those who have legitimate reasons for needing support have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of, I think it’s fair to say that almost every Canadian is very happy to help those out that really need it.  I also realize it is never simple, the very technology that we all seem to be in love with is changing our existence so fast that societal norms can’t develop to maintain some semblance of balance.  The end result; the world is becoming an increasingly hard place to survive in; especially with any sort of mental well being.

So why this rant?  I wasn’t even going to write anything this week because we are really busy but we have faced a first for Elmridge Farm and myself.  A terrifying first.  The weather was beautiful this week and we could, and should, have been in the fields yesterday planting but we weren’t.  The sole reason for that is government interference.  It leaves my blood boiling and a very deep sense of despair coupled with anxiety that can sap the positivity and will power out of even the most seasoned, hardened veteran; me.  We are being screwed from two sides by government forces.  The demands placed on us in the name of safety (food, environmental, human safety and decency; I’ve discussed all of these before) are increasing at an exponential rate.  Suzanne spends more than 50% of her time dealing with a continuous string of red tape.  It’s extremely frustrating work, especially when anyone with an ounce of brilliance can see that the vast majority of it is ridiculous and unnecessary.  Add to that the threat of fines and punishment for non-compliance that come with every email and phone call and you have a recipe that will kill anyone over time. It’s 8:30 AM as I write and there has already been one "Service Canada” (the biggest oxymoron ever!) call that suzanne has to return immediately (!) even though they will only ever get back to us at their own leisure.  The result is that we can’t even get bills paid on time and disorganization is causing issues with the physical function of the farm…..that’s not safe, that’s dangerous….our social net isn’t magic.  Food rarely falls out of the sky.

On the other hand, in the name of safety, we can’t get anyone to get the physical work done on the farm.  In this case it is protecting us from the threat of a global pandemic.  We need a couple more guys ASAP but found out yesterday that the next flight from Mexico has been pushed up yet another week to mid April which means that the earliest possible date we can have them working is the last couple days of April….if everything goes smoothly.  Unfortunately experience has taught us that it probably won’t go smoothly.

So it’s a double edged bureaucratic sword being used, in the name of safety, to bleed us to death with a thousand cuts!   They are screwing with our food supply because they have lost sight of our reality as humans on this planet….AND THAT'S NOT SAFE!!!!!

Agriculture is where humanity still meets reality.  We need to work with Mother Nature to be able to eat.  She waits for no one regardless of the reason.  As ba farmer I am faced with this humbling fact every day, but too many today have lost contact with this reality. The mindless arrogance with which take this for granted is at our own peril.

So please, at every opportunity, do what you can to snap this country out of its fantasy and;

Keep eating your veggies.
Greg
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March 25th,2021

March 25th,2021

We are very much relieved and happy that three of our foreign professionals have just been released from quarantine and are doing what they do best; getting things done!  They are Pascual, who has been with us enough years that I’ve lost count.  He is a very quiet, reserved person, at least around the “patrone” (boss).  He is a very dedicated employee that everyone likes to work with because he always pulls his weight.  He also plays the accordion.  My kids got their hands on one for him last summer; not sure if he took it home or left it here.  Artemio (Timo) has also been with us for a number of years.  He is very clean cut and conscientious, he helps Leon with the Forum market quite often in the summer months so some of you have met him I am sure.  He spends most of his time in the packing shed working with Leon to fill orders and generally keep things rolling there.  The third guy is new to us but we know members of his family well.  His name is Pablo and he is 18 years old and on the biggest adventure of his life.  His father, Adrian, has worked us here Elmridge for a decade and has helped out at the seaport market many times so many of you would also have met him.  I would have to say Adrian is the most concerned, caring person I have ever met, period!  That is why we have worked to get two of his sons here to work with their father.  Pablo’s older brother, Estaban (Teban), 21, started work here last season, went home for two weeks at Christmas and then came right back.  He did his two weeks in penitentiary (that’s what we call quarantine, really) and has been working since late January.  Leon, from Jamaica, who is the most known to many of you, has been with us for 14 years now and has grown into the role of packing shed operations manager.  He knows more about what goes on in the packing shed than anyone, including me.  The Forum market is his baby and he will do anything in his power to beat his old high sales record at the market.  Believe me, that kind of dedication is something we do not take for granted. So that’s our crew of five to this point.

We will need more guys very soon but it isn’t clear how that is going to go because Ottawa keeps changing the rules and, every time, seems to not anticipate the effect it will have on agriculture.    We were just ready to have Pascual and Artemio arrive when the federal government changed the rules and shut down almost all flights in and out of Jamaica and Mexico.  And then the three day Toronto quarantine happened.  They were supposed to have started nearly a month ago.  A third guy was to have started a couple of weeks ago.  He still isn’t here but we managed to get Pablo here in his stead. The three guys who start this week were spared the extra three days in Toronto because Elmridge farm is considered a government approved quarantine facility.  And, believe me, we’ve earned that designation.  It’s been a very long bit of red tape.  And now the rules have been changed yet again, any of our employees arriving right now will have to quarantine three days in Toronto….and then another 14 days here…or maybe 11 days…no one knows, and the rules change continuously.

March 25, 2021

So on to the anticipation of spring and what that brings with it.

On Wednesday we filled about 1000 trays with 25 pounds of seed potatoes each and put them in the greenhouse to sprout.  Ideally we should have done this about a week ago but we just didn’t have the crew to do it.  We did however, put them in the sweet potato storage for the last two weeks where the temperature is maintained at 12-14 Celsius which woke them up so I don’t think we are behind very much.  The sprouting tray design is very open so that light can penetrate and keep the potato sprouts from stretching as they "look" for light.  My maternal grandfather lived just a km from here and sprouted some potatoes to grow for early harvest and originally designed and built some trays in the 1960’s.  Some of those trays are still being used today.  To give you an idea of the difference in scale, he may have had about 40 trays.  We would require about 2500 trays to hold all of our seed potatoes this spring.  I am going to explain why and how we green sprout seed potatoes.

For most farmers the only reason to sprout potato seed is to make them earlier for harvest to capitalize on a better price. We do that too but we also sprout all of our seed potatoes so that they will come out of the soil faster than the weeds and we can use non-chemical forms of weed control.  Mechanical weed control is a game of timing in potatoes.  The first flush of weeds usually accounts for about 80% of the weed pressure for the season so it is essential to win this battle in order to have any hope of winning the war on weeds.  We need the potatoes to be poking through the soil before the weeds are more than an inch high.  We can then go through the field with our flame weeder and quickly and efficiently burn off all of the emerged weeds (I’ll do a rundown on our flame weeder one of these days).  The protruding bits of potato plant get burned as well, but because of the size of the potato seed piece they come back in a matter of a couple of days and grow like crazy.  From there we watch the growth of the weeds and the potatoes closely and will partly hill them up when the second flush of weeds emerges (it is essential not to hill them up completely at this stage or there won’t be the opportunity to bury weeds with a second hilling).  The second and final hilling is done just before the potato leaf canopy closes the rows.  Again, timing is critical.  Hill too soon and sunlight on the soil will produce yet another flush of weeds.  Wait too long and the large potato plants will get a lot of damage.  Not doing the second hilling is not an option because the mess of weeds escapes will cause more yield loss than the damage done to the potato plants by hilling and harvest will be a nightmare unless we spend an ungodly amount of time and money on pulling weeds. Weeding creates plenty of jobs but they don’t pay our bills; not my favourite scenario.  If for one reason or another we get a poor stand of potatoes, the canopy can never fully shade the soil and we will be fighting weeds all the way through the season for a small yield potential.  Also not a profitable scenario.  Fortunately I am an unflappable optimist when it comes to crop potential so I go back at it year after year mostly undaunted…..I think that is part of the popular definition of insanity…..

Yet another reason for us to green sprout our potatoes is to get them to grow and mature as early in the season as possible.  Disease pressures build during the growing season and in order to be exposed to as little disease pressure as possible we want our crop to grow and mature quickly.  We do not use any conventional fungicides on potatoes so we can’t just keep the plants alive and “healthy” by pouring on more chemicals.  We rely on biological controls that compete with the fungal spores (mainly early and late blight) and various bacteria that can attack the plants.  They aren’t as effective per se as the commercial chemistry but combined with earliness, a healthy soil biome, and the application of foliar micronutrients we are able to harvest crops as big as the conventional growers but in a healthier more sustainable way.  It’s taken us 25 years to perfect our techniques but we are now successful much more often than not.  I would also just like to mention that the conventional “crop protectants” used are continuously being switched out for newer, less harmful alternatives and some of the very newest products actually meet organic standards.  So at least the world of pesticides is moving in the right direction.  Big companies like Bayer and Monsanto are pouring many millions of dollars into developing new, better alternatives then has been used in the past.  That’s good news for everyone on the planet.

The how.  We use a unit of measure to calculate the best amount of time to sprout the seed before it becomes counter productive and just weakens the seed and reduces yield in the end.  That unit is “Growing Degree Days”.  It is measured by taking the average of the day’s high and low temperature and subtracting five (5).  When the accumulated degree days reach about 250 we need to remove the seed to somewhere cool so that it becomes partly dormant again.  The seed just thinks the weather has turned cold again and it is waiting for the right conditions to grow.  It is naturally evolved to do this.

Most farmers opt for artificial light to sprout potato seed.  We don’t.  We are running greenhouses anyway and the sunlight in a greenhouse is far superior to what can be produced artificially.  On top of that, greenhouse plastic is engineered to produce what is known a 'diffuse light'.  That just means that there will be virtually no shadows, allowing the light to penetrate the stacks of seed trays and prevent the seeds in the middle of the pile from producing long sprouts in search of light.  We want sprouts as short as possible so that they won’t be broken off during the planting process. Another advantage of using a greenhouse is that the seed potatoes (that cover only about half of the greenhouse floor space) absorb vast amounts of heat during the day and release it at night resulting in a considerable savings in heating fuel.  It’s like having 40 or 50,000 thousand pounds of porous water that air can travel through and exchange heat efficiently.

Generally the seed will be in the greenhouse for about two weeks and then planted or removed to cold storage depending on whether the fields are ready to go.  For management reasons we don’t plant potatoes the very first day we can get on the fields in the spring like many farmers do.  Our first priority is to get the carrots, beets and peas planted during our first window of opportunity and then potatoes in the next opportunity after that.  We have found that the potatoes actually mature sooner if we wait just a bit for slightly warmer weather before we plant.

Keep eating your veggies.

Greg

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March 18th,2021

March 18th,2021

So; how to continue to exist and stay profitable as regulatory costs soar and the price we get for product creeps up at a much slower pace?  I’m going to give you a short rundown on how the industry and Elmridge got where we are today.
Disclaimer:  I know this next bit is going to seem like doom and gloom but I just want to give you the full story.  We remain optimistic about the future but very much frustrated with our single biggest roadblock; one-sided government regulation.  Ie. Pile on the regulation for “the good of society” but give us no way to recoup the associated costs.  My hope is that by telling my story to all of you, someone is going to be in the position or have the connections to help create positive change.

I was born at a very early age……wait; too much detail….start again….  (I’ve always wanted to use that line)

March 18, 2021

During the summer of 1991 between my third and final year of my bachelors degree in plant science I grew my first vegetable crop, an acre of sweet corn.  I’m not sure where I got the energy from.  For four months I worked full time at the Kentville Agriculture Centre, another 40 hours a week on the farm (that’s part time in farming terms) grew an acre of sweet corn, some carrots and some peas.  I also spent way too many nights out late with my friends……In a period of four months I took home over $14K (that’s about $27K in todays dollars).  Tuition and residence with a meal plan was about $7K so I had another $7K for fun.  Beer was under $20 for a two-four.  Gas was forty-something cents a litre.  Life was sweet!!  I graduated with zero debt and pretty much zero dollars…..it was a great final year:-). It’s a good thing I had no debt because the next 11 years were going to be really tough.  Had In known in 1992 what lay ahead I’m sure I would have taken up an offer to continue on to my masters degree.  Don’t get me wrong; I am happy with what we have accomplished over the years but, in the words of a local farmer back in the 90’s, "I wouldn’t wish it on anyone”.  Let me say that I understand what he said much better now than I did then.    At one point in 2002 Suzanne was at home with a two year old and a baby, I was working 80-90 hours a week.  My take home pay was less than $11k and we paid $6000 in rent on our house.  I was making much less than poverty wage in an attempt to build equity in the farm.  In fact I’m pretty sure that put us at just a fraction of the poverty line income of those days.  Thankfully that was rock bottom for us.

Talk at the end of the 80’s and early 90’s had been that agriculture was just going through a tough patch and things would quickly turn around and everything would be back to optimism and prosperity.  Well that certainly didn’t happen.  I think it’s completely fair to say that agriculture in Nova Scotia has been in recession for 30 years now.  I’m 50 and I have never farmed without facing an uphill battle and daunting odds.  The worldwide industry has managed to continue mostly through consolidation of smaller farms into ever larger units that capitalize on the efficiencies of scale.  The bigger the operation the better use it can make of mechanization.  The bigger the area you spread the cost of owning equipment over the lower your cost per unit of food produced.  Very simple math.  The human cost of this consolidation is hard to fathom.  I know too many former farmers who went through hell trying to survive and in the end shut down before they lost everything or just lost it all.  The same economic forces have no concern for nutrient value and environmental footprint of food either.

The critical mass of agriculture in our area just isn’t big enough to compete in the race to the lowest price with most food producing areas of the world.   In Nova Scotia there has also been a lot of consolidation but in Nova Scotia the game of getting ever bigger to offer the lowest price is mostly a fools game we just aren’t big enough to compete on those terms. Elmridge Farm is no exception to the consolidation game.  My grandfather farmed maybe 80 acres of land to make a living for a family of 12.  My parents started out very poor, worked very hard to build the farm to more than double that and saw their standard of living for a family of seven improve drastically during the 80’s.  In the early 90’s my parents were able to sell their milk quota and put enough aside that, along with the sale of the farm to Suzanne and I in 2003 allowed them to retire (although, to this day, my father’s interpretation of retirement is just working 10-12 hours a day on what he wants to instead of what he has to….not a bad interpretation actually).  Already in the early 90’s the economics of dairy farming were such that one could not buy both the farm and the quota and make the cashflow work.  You had to have enough money for one or the other already in your pocket to be" viable”; that’s not really viable.  I never really loved cows so I opted out with the resulting loss of some sense of financial security and the start of anxious dreams that continue to this day.   Suzanne and I have built the farm to a cash flow of 10 times what my parents best year was.  With inflation taken into account that makes our operation six times what theirs was; and it’s still growing in the name of staying in business.  In 2018 we did double the cash flow for the same net profit as 2009.  The last three years have been break even depending on how you calculate it.  That makes me very nervous.

As I have mentioned before, Nova Scotia has lost the vast majority of its processing ability (mostly in the 90’s and 00’s). There were significant acreages of peas, beans, pickling cucumbers, beets, tomatoes etc. grown for processing.  All of that is gone now; and that’s just vegetable crops.  Most dairy processing has left the province, a lot of chicken travels live into New Brunswick and Quebec, there is no longer large scale beef processing, and the pork industry is, at most, just a few percent of what it was less than 20 years ago.  In the 90’s we grew up to 10 acres of green tomatoes for green tomato chow that was made at a processing plant in Berwick.  We modified an old plum tomato harvester to harvest the green tomatoes.  It worked so well that we could harvest enough tomatoes in about four hours (30,000 pounds),with a crew of six , to keep the processing plant running for a full 24 hours.  The plant management was quite taken with the ability of the machine and came out to look and take some pictures.  The next year they gave our contract as well as pictures of our modifications to a grower in Quebec near the parent company and then shut down the local plant.  It’s a dirty business.

The loss of local processing ability is one of the major factors that has continued to put local agriculture at a disadvantage on the world market.  The bright spot, however, is that there are many small processors popping up that are not playing the game of lowest price.  Instead they rely on higher quality products that deliver value to the customer that goes beyond a low price point.  The most obvious examples are the breweries and wineries that have opened for business.  It’s interesting to see that there is money to be made on the non essentials but the essentials are still a tough sell.  That’s human nature; we want a bargain on the essentials so we can spend on the extras and impress others or make ourselves feel better.  There is also some small scale processing of grains, oils etc. popping up.

In order to make a profit we have to take a product and value add (ie. run a second business to pay our bills).  To grow only the ingredients for processing is still only marginally profitable.  We at Elmridge have been working with a rather notable consultant for the last year and a half to do a whole farm analysis to see where things are going wrong and where things are going right.  This analysis along with the existing need for more capacity to produce Suzanne’s dog treats (notice it’s a luxury item of sorts) has led us to look at dehydration of cull products as a new revenue stream.  The dog treats are made mostly of sweet potatoes that are cosmetically challenged in some way and do not retail well.  With a bit of pruning they can be turned into a profitable product with something that’s magical to a fresh veggie farmer; shelf life!  So the thought was “why not see if we can also dehydrate other cull produce into ingredients for both human and pet food?”.

As I have mentioned before; with only a fresh market available to us it is very hard to grow just the right amount of vegetables to fill demand without overproducing or running short and sending customers home empty handed.  In fact it’s impossible.  Even with the tightest of management practices and reasonable weather the yield will swing by 20% either way every year.  When we get weather anomalies that swing is easily 50% or more.  Running short of product hurts our dependability and requires our customers to look elsewhere for vegetables.  That’s frustrating for consumers and causes us an inevitable loss of customers.  To have too much product is not the blessing one would think either.  To leave unharvested product in the field for lack of market is a soul crushing experience that we deal with far too often. Instead, because we firmly believe that avoidable waste is wrong we end up donating $50-100,000 worth of product to Feed NS every year.  We get a 25% tax credit which is better than nothing but we are still at a net loss on that product.   To benefit from the tax break also requires us to be profitable and hence taxable to gain any advantage.  So the last three years have seen surplus product become almost a 100% loss to us.  Ironically, because we grow our food differently from conventional it very often doesn’t meet size, shape or colour specs for the big grocery stores.  It is better quality from the standpoint of flavour, nutrient value and freshness and has a smaller environmental footprint but it doesn’t meet their “quality” requirements; mostly size, appearance and paper trail.   We cynically joke that their primary quality standard is a new box with pretty colours….unfortunately there is a lot of truth in that.  A hard nosed business mentality would have us leave it in the field and cut our losses but a hard nose business mentality would also have us working in a completely different industry.  Let’s face it; if money is your sole objective then you most likely won’t be happy growing food.

In November 2019 we started to look into what might be involved in scaling up the dog treat business and using the equipment to add to our product line.  We weren’t long figuring out that there is plenty of business to be had in the pet food and pet treat market; and it’s a growing market.  Then we widened our focus to which products we could dehydrate for human consumption and, "how does that look financially?”.  Our conclusion;  it’s not going to be simple or easy (nothing worth doing is ever simple or easy), but there is a profitable opportunity in dehydrated products.

Best of all; we can use the vast majority of cosmetically challenged cull product to make various powders, soup mixes and food ingredients.  It also helps us manage supply.  We can consistently grow more than we think we need for the fresh market and dehydrate the surplus.  The storability of dehydrated products is the secret tom managing supply. Assuming that the demand for dehydrated product is enough that we use up all culls and surplus product plus have to grow at least some extra acreage of each crop solely for dehydration, we can adjust that extra acreage each year depending on how much dehydrated product we have in stock.  We are also hoping to help use up some of the surpluses from neighbouring small farms.  It’s a small step in the big picture but it’s a step in the right direction to rebuilding our local food security and, maybe someday, food sovereignty.

Here comes spring….oh! Wait…maybe not…..well….maybe….
Keep eating your veggies.
Greg

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March 11th,2021

March 11th,2021

Continuing from two weeks ago.  I touched on two of the three big food production costs that are a result of our social values; labour in the form of a decent wage, living conditions, and safe working conditions and environment in an attempt not to destroy the planet in one fell swoop.  The third big expense that much of our outside production does not have is food safety. 

On the food safety side, we have a very aggressive Canadian food safety campaign called “The Safe Food For Canadians Act” that puts huge pressure, responsibility, and cost on the farmers in the form of mostly record keeping (which, by the way, doesn’t necessarily do a darn thing for food safety).  Meanwhile, more than 99% of all food recalls in Canada are on imported products.  Sure we can demand this or that accreditation at the border but we really have no way of being sure everything is on the up and up.  Of those 99% of recalls, many are a result of pesticide contamination and do no good because by the time they are flagged they have been consumed by us.  My argument (and fear) is that the Safe Food For Canadians Act does the opposite of what it claims.  It puts Canadian farmers at a further financial disadvantage, slowly reducing the overall production of food in Canada, increasing the amount of imported food.  The final result; less safe food for Canadians!!!
 March 1, 2021

Of course, our imperfect political system, while one of the best in the world I think you would agree, depends on 4-5 year terms and popular vote.  Most Canadians are mostly focused on consumerism (we’re all guilty to some degree) which makes the lowest price the law; anything that goes against that is very unpopular.  Farmers and their supporters only make up a small percentage of the vote (farmers themselves are less than 2%) so without major social change, I don’t see priorities of the government changing any time soon.  The food security and sovereignty threat may be our strongest argument and best hope for affecting change but a short sighted political system works against that.   My guess is that we would, in fact, have to give up very little of our Walmart spending to have food security because the economic boost of producing food here in NS would make up for most of the food price increase that would be required to produce food that meets our social ideals.  The margins of agriculture are extremely tight; well under 10%.  The cost at the grocery store is a minimum of double what the farmer gets for fresh, unprocessed products and many times more than the farmer gets for processed foods.  If the overall price of food were to go up by 3-5% and it all went to agriculture it would increase profitability on the farm multiple times.  But; how to make that happen…?…. It’s very interesting to hear that the Nova Scotia economy did a wee bit better in 2021 with Covid than in 2019.  Tourism is a big deal for Nova Scotia and tourism from outside was nearly non-existent so do we actually spend more tourism dollars outside the province than we bring in?   Would the same thing happen if we stopped sending our food money outside of our borders and paid a little more for food produced in line with our social standards in our back yards?


Even if you as a consumer are buying locally the price you pay is suppressed to quite a degree by the lower price of imported products.  If price, quality and availability of local product were completely identical to all imported products one could very reasonably assume that anyone and everyone would buy 100% local.   As soon as the local cost, quality (although the closer to the farm it is sold, generally, the better the quality), or availability/ convenience tips in the favour of outside product a certain number of people will “jump” back to the outside product.  Every one of us has a jumping point no matter how committed we are to our local community.  Fair enough, there are limits to what is worth the expense; hence, no local pineapple….yet ( global warming might fix that problem).  But I think you can see the mechanism that links the price we get here to the price of the imported product.  The exact same mechanism applies to the price spread between conventional and organic.  As the spread increases, more people jump back to conventional and sales volume goes down.  An example that would fit well in a high school economics course.

Our loss of scale and related efficiencies also contributes to our struggle to compete with outside product.  If we were able to scale back up to previous production levels of 100 years ago I think we would become stronger competitors.  Unfortunately, it is a "chicken and egg scenario”.  We need the economies of scale to increase our market share but we need to increase our market share in order to realize those economies.

To top it all off the produce industry in the Maritimes has to deal with a peculiar situation that often further depresses the price of food.  As I am sure many of you are aware, produce prices traditionally start high at the beginning of the season and drop once supply meets demand.  It allows farmers to make a better profit upfront and also pays for any extra cost associated with helping the crop to be early.  Ontario and Quebec grow many times more produce than the Maritimes and on top of that their season is a week or two ahead of us.    There are two things that result from this.  The first is that just before a major crop starts locally the big box stores will put a loss leader sale on and destroy the early high price (or alternatively reduce the amount the local growers can sell if they choose not to match that price) right from day one.  It’s a very frustrating and disheartening feeling for us as growers.  The other thing that happens is that if there is an oversupply in the Ontario/ Quebec market, wholesalers will ship produce our way to reduce their oversupply in their own local market and keep prices from tanking.  The problem is that these surplus products often get sold here at lower prices than they would have where they were grown and we will be left with lower wholesale prices here than in Ontario and Quebec.  Even worse, we sometimes aren’t able to sell our products at all. 

Now to top all of that off again!  Almost all processing of fruit and vegetable crops in Nova Scotia has been systematically bought out and closed down over the last thirty years.  If we had processing capacity we could conceivably harvest and sell the surplus to a processor and at least cover most of our expenses.  The fact that we don’t have that buffer means that when we plant crops we have to be very careful not to plant too much.  A beautiful crop that we can’t sell can leave us in a worse financial situation than a mediocre crop that all sells.  When we are cautious about the number of acres we plant we often end up running short.  That further erodes our markets because our supply becomes less dependable……..I’m giving myself a headache…..so I’ll stop.

Looking to the future, there are a number of farms and businesses that are working toward bringing some of that processing ability back to this province.  Elmridge Farm is one of them and I will describe that project next time.


Enjoy the beautiful weather! and……
Keep eating your veggies.
Greg
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Febuary 25th, 2021

Febuary 25th, 2021

As I have likely mentioned before, I am finding that I really like going down the rabbit hole of the socioeconomic issues facing our industry and Elmridge Farm in particular.  I have seen many things happen to the industry over the last 30 years and have often burned with a desire to make my point of view known to the non-farming public  My weekly “blurb” has become that to some degree.  I hope I am not abusing your attention; and please feel free to forward any of my writing to anyone you think would like to, or should, see it: or let me know your thoughts.  I have received some interesting feedback from number of you and it is an email I received last week combined with a link that was forwarded to me concerning the state of the Cornwallis River, that starts near Aylesford and empties into the Minus Basin, that sent me down today’s rabbit hole.  The fact is that we are being inundated with new demands and regulations on a weekly and sometimes daily basis….it is anything but relaxing.
February 25th, 2021

The following two paragraphs are directly clipped from the email of an Elmridge subscriber.

“As the pandemic hit I was struck by just how food insecure most of us are, not to mention the multiplier effect of poverty for other.. (if things go so bad the usual sources of food aren't available I simply don't know how to find food!)...I should have established a more local and mutually beneficial relationship with farmers....if so, what, in addition to being a "customer", might that mutually beneficial relationship look like.....etc. etc.....without being unjust or me first in nature....anyway, again, it's your newsletters that make me reflect on such things so keep'um come'n.....best,"

"In that context I firmly believe we should be willing to pay more not less for local produce. I also think that one possible road to food security could be a simple credits or loyal customer points system.....we buy from a given farm, say you,and the more often we buy the more "credits" we earn. Credits then might allow us to have some form of "security" in times of scarcity... thereby gaining a food security status......I haven't finished my thinking and I know there are pros and cons...but, for example. We could pay an annual "membership" fee in a specific farm, over and above whatever produce we purchase. The membership would then have their orders filled as priority.....the ethics of this might be addressed by using a share of total "membership" fee income towards the food security needs of the  marginalised /poor. Anyway, I'll keep thinking and learning and be ready to be a "member" if ever I can get a clearer notion in share. For now, food for thought?"

MY response and then runaway dialogue….monologue….:-)

Definitely food for thought.  I have never thought of it from the a angle before.  I’d like to hear your ideas once you have incubated them a little more.  My initial reaction is that it’s maybe a bit too socialist; not that there is anything wrong with socialist ideas as a concept, but selfish human nature has always managed to ruin the best intensions or at least keep them from advancing beyond a certain point.  Capitalism works with selfish human nature to give us what we have, which is by no means perfect.  Our current lack of food sovereignty and resulting food insecurity and is evidence of that.

Honestly, another whole level of government intervention (I think that is what it would take to make the credit system work) or even just complexity doesn’t appeal to me, although it could be the answer.  Just about every problem we face in agriculture right now comes down to dollars and cents.  Obviously we need to be profitable to survive.  As an example; what about pesticide use and the resulting degradation of soil and surrounding ecosystems?  Farmers use pesticides because it reduces production costs and delivers a higher yield of cosmetically perfect crops that our society demands.  It costs more to grow crops in an ecologically sound way; a lot more at first.  Farmers do not have the cash reserves to ride out the transition and then once they have fully transitioned they need to get a higher wholesale price for their product on a continuing bases because their production costs will be higher.  At Elmridge we have been doing our best to grow in an ecologically sound way for more than 25 years.   We have get more for our products than large “conventional” farms do and anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something.  We, and many other ecologically sound  growers (for lack of a better term) have stayed profitable not by growing food but by taking on a second enterprise; retailing.  Because of our chosen way of growing at Elmridge we have never made money growing food, we have made money because we take on the second business of retailing.  Even if money is the only driver and we decide to buy all four products from other farmers and retail only it wouldn’t work because vertical integration is a big part of why we have been successful.  (Retail is just the necessary evil we have to engage in to allow me to keep playing in the dirt….don’t tell Suzanne; the retail end has become her responsibility)   The other big problem is that there is very little consumer appetite for paying more for food regardless of the positives so conventional growers would be crazy to try because there wouldn’t be market enough to sell it all.

If we were even to just have a level market playing field it would go a very long way toward improving our food security.  Our society presents us, as farmers, with more and more requirements in the form of food safety, environmental stewardship and labour code requirements that we legally have to comply with.   If taken on their own, with few exceptions, each and every requirement makes good sense by our social standards and is righteous in its intent.  The problem is that in agriculture (I’m not even going to try to comment on anything outside of agriculture….I’m sure we aren’t the only ones) we pull the line on these social values without protection from outside competition that meets fewer of or none of the value based requirements.  The values all come with a monetary production cost. At this point I don’t think it would be an exaggeration to say that well over half of our production costs (and maybe a lot more than that depending on how you look at it) relate directly to the social responsibility we are expected to take as farmers.  If the world was a fair place and we insist that we need to maintain the standards we have set, the answer is to block entry of every product that doesn’t meet our local standards and let the free market run its course inside of our borders.  Of course that wouldn’t necessarily even work.  Humans are crafty and if there are products that cannot be produced here still allowed across our borders (like bananas) and they don’t carry the social costs we have here they will be a cheaper source of food/ calories than what’s produced locally and their consumption will rise at the cost of local production.  Another huge problem is that the very most basic infrastructure requirement, farmland, has been lost over the decades and, even with perfect economic conditions, it would take decades to overcome our lack of food sovereignty.  Our first world economic status makes us pretty food secure because we can outbid and take food from poorer countries, that selfish comfort allows us to be nonchalant about our lack of food sovereignty.

I am very aware that these kind of trade imbalances affect many manufacturing industries as well; that’s partly why so much of what we buy today comes from Asia.  To stir the pot a little; our incredibly poor work ethic in the western world and lack of pride of accomplishment in the work we do and general reluctance to get our hands dirty is also a very big part of this in both manufacture and agriculture.  It’s the reason for bringing so many foreign professionals in to Canada to grow our food.  If a few Canadians do in fact come to work on the farm the majority of them are not really focused on accomplishing anything.  Whenever we interview potential employees for summer work the most common reason given for wanting to work on the farm is “to learn”.   Maybe we need to charge tuition…..  Very often every hour they work becomes a net loss to the farm.  That is because to become proficient enough to justify the present minimum wage they need to build a level of competency and then come back for multiple seasons.

Examples: 

Our Mexican employees tell us that we pay approximately 12 times as much for their labour as they would get at home in Mexico.  On Elmridge Farm labour consumes more than 50 cents of every dollar we bring in and the number is climbing.  That leaves us at a huge competitive disadvantage with Mexico.  (Ironically the amount of spending power back in Mexico that they gain as compensation for each hour of their service to us is more than most Canadians get and way more than Suzanne and I get.)  

In some countries it is Ok (or at least they get away with it) to completely alter the course of a river if it suits you; to weight a sprayer, dump the chemicals in and then back it into the water until the water gushes in the top and then some chemical spurts back out into the river; or to let empty pesticide jugs and garbage accumulate into huge piles.  I think every farmer in Canada would agree that we have to do better than that in Canada and the cost is very much worth shouldering. 

Another example of environmental cost:
My brother in law, a DNR biologist, sent me a link on a group that wants to “save" the Cornwallis river.  It’s polluted in many ways, and the watershed has been altered to the point where it no longer even resembles its natural ecosystem and state.  Would it be better in its natural state than in its current state?  Of course, no one is going to argue that.  Should we work toward that goal?   Most people think that it would be unthinkable not to enthusiastically scream “YES!!”  Well, as a farmer, I take pause.  The usual way of going about these things is to regulate, legislate, monitor, demand and then penalize and shame those who don’t comply with the new demands (compliance is on a very short list of my most hated words).  Reasonable compensation  for financial losses is the last thing these groups ever want to do (there are some compensation models but they fall very, very short of fair compensation).
So as much as I would like to see the Cornwallis river in better shape I cringe at this proposed initiative because it will invariably result in some of my fellow farmers shouldering much more than their share of this social burden.  Elmridge Farm is not in the Cornwallis water shed so this particular project will not directly affect us.

This is the link to the new Cornwallis River Watershed Alliance.  (It’s interesting that to the untrained eye (me) and from above it still looks beautiful.)
https://storymaps.arcgis.com/stories/5362f4797b46435b8f4fdfe7acbd4f57?fbclid=IwAR2MZOeGmIy4O8gn6jVIldVBfADUpJ7uCXqRpBFY6oi-8Rz-CtFr17JgiCA

To be continued.....

It looks like winter is already starting to subside so enjoy the warmer weather and…

Keep eating your veggies!
Greg, 
Elmridge Farm
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January 28th, 2021

January 28th, 2021

So here it is a week later and I’m still strapped to an office chair for at least half of every day getting things sorted out for 2021. 

We try to have our seed orders figured out and placed by the end of January each year to give us time to adjust to the inevitable substitutes and shortages.  Before we order seed we need to have our plans for the year mostly finalized.  It can result in a lot of head scratching, comparing and projecting.  The pandemic doesn't seem to have had an effect on the supply of seed except that the local seed suppliers are running out of some varieties because the demand from homeowners planting their own garden has exploded.

The vegetable seed industry is as global as industry can get.  Good quality seed is essential to start each growing season.  Lower quality, cheap seed will only cause losses in the end.  Each  vegetable crop has its own perfect climate and, for that reason, we get seeds from all over the world.  Seed companies will also grow the same variety in more than one location each year to hedge against possible weather related crops failures.  The seed packages have country of origin labeling from places like New Zealand, South Africa, Israel, the EU, Peru, etc.,etc.,….even sometimes from Canada!  One could dream of growing all seeds locally to have the ultimate in food security but the fact is that the advantages in global production have, so far, always outweighed the risks.  The advantages of using top quality and hybrid seed are big enough that no farmer could stay profitable on any scale without using them.  To protect all that high quality seed we have a 20 foot steel (rodent proof) shipping container that is insulated to prevent rapid temperature swings and has a dehumidifier to keep the seed as dry as possible.While on the topic of seed I should mention a little bit about hybrids and GMO’s. 

To my knowledge there are no GMO vegetables being grown in Canada.  There are lots of what we call “field crops” (cereals, oil seeds, feed grain corn; which is utterly different from sweet corn and popcorn, soybean, etc) that are genetically modified in some way, but not veggies.  It’s a very good example of how consumers have used their voices and buying power to alter the industry in their favour.  There was one variety of GMO sweetcorn offered for sale in Canada about five years ago but not a single Canadian farmer would buy it.  A big win for consumers!  Bottom line; if you buy locally grown vegetables you don’t have to worry about GMO’s.

Hybrids, on the other hand, happen frequently in nature through cross pollination of different, but closely related, plants.  Often the more diverse gene pool of the offspring is more vigorous than either of the parents.  We call that “hybrid vigour”.  When humans step in the process literally involves controlling what pollen from the male part of the flower of one biotype gets to fertilize the female part of the flower on another biotype.  Unnatural selection of sorts I suppose.  So; hybrids have happened in nature for millions of years and have been widely used for the last hundred years or more to improve traits like flavour, yield, storability, and nutrient content.  There is definitely still a place for open pollinated varieties and in some cases they are every bit as good as any hybrid and a much easier to get seed from.  For that reason the seed is almost always cheaper to buy so farmers will generally use non hybrid seed varieties when they can.  Crops like beans and peas are almost always open pollinated.  

Depending on what the seed breeders and farmers are trying to accomplish the resulting hybrid could be better for you or not as good for you as a consumer.  If the only criteria used in selecting new hybrids are high yield, processability and storability the new variety may be adding to the trend of decreasing nutritive value that has been happening for the last 70 years or more with the industrialization of agriculture.  At Elmridge when we select vegetable varieties to grow we are mostly selecting for flavour which is, strangely enough (or not…), linked with nutrient content.  Generally the better it tastes the better it is for you. From an evolutionary point of view it’s kind of like the plants have trained the animals.  What we consider tasty has subtly evolved over time because those who liked the taste of more nutritious plants were able to pass more of their genes (including the genes that made them like a certain flavour or texture) on to the next generation.  Of course, the modern processed food industry and the fact that we can access way too many calories way too easily, has completely turned the whole thing on its head.  Most of us are hard wired to love sugar and fatty foods…..and so we have the battle of the bulge.

The level of crop diversification becomes very obvious when the seed orders are complete and the number of items comes in at well over 100.  Three years ago the order was over 130 items but this year I think we have it down to about 90.  The driver behind this de-diversification is the ever increasing level of government regulation and the ever shrinking margins.  Growing a little bit of many many crops made good sense 30 years ago when, by far, our main market was the Halifax City Farmers Market in the old Kieths brewery.  Labour costs were lower then, compared to retail prices, and the level of government regulation was only a tiny fraction of what it is now.  

Disclaimer:  I am fully aware that it may seem like I spend a lot of time complaining or ranting but I am doing my best to just tell it like it is….most of the time:-)

Labour costs that are increasing much more rapidly than produce prices force us to look at mechanization.  Mechanization only works if you have a certain critical volume of each crop.  And mechanization of each crop requires different specialized machinery.  For that reason we have to choose which crops to grow more of and which crops to leave to someone else.  For us it has meant a scale up in crops that we can justify mechanizing like carrots, potatoes, sweet potatoes and beets.  This can also be an advantage to other small growers who want to sell naturally grown product because they can concentrate on other crops while allowing us to supply these crops for less than it would cost to grow the crops themselves.  Crops that are hard to mechanize or just aren’t mechanized by anyone in this area we continue to grow as we have in the past (tomatoes, cucumbers, beans, peas, etc.).  Still other crops that we struggle to grow well without the use of pesticides we have cut back on to what we can retail ourselves (like Brussels sprouts, peppers and dried onions) or completely outsource (like turnip, most cabbage, cauliflower, berries etc.).

And, of course, there’s the bureaucracy.  We are very close to the point where we are expected to trace each individual seed from the minute it hits the ground until it lands on your dinner plate all in the name of food safety.  The costs are stupendous and the complications, enforcement horror stories, and headaches endless.  It works against diversification and the resulting financial stability that diversification can create.  It is applauded by the big grocers and certain consumer groups who will both benefit; one by looking good for applauding it (99% of the food safety costs fall back to farmers and processors) and the other by feeling like they have some sort of protection from something they no longer understand; food production (we all fear that which we don’t understand).
Some government oversight is good and will improve the safety of the food we eat, mainly because the huge industrial food system creates unhealthy, stressed plants in the field and increased transit and shelf times that give dangerous bacteria a chance to flourish.  

Incidentally, almost all of our food safety problems come from outside of Canada.  Literally 99.99% (and, very alarmingly, many of the safety issues involve traces of banned pesticides or unacceptable levels of pesticides that are highly regulated in Canada).  For that reason I think extending the high levels of documentation to the smaller local growers (and yes, Elmridge Farm is quite small in the grand scheme of things) is just another nail in the coffin of local food production.  As a percentage of gross sales the cost of food safety regulation is many times higher for diversified farms than larger monoculture farms.  The worst part is that the gains in true food safety are so small I doubt they will ever be measurable.  There has to be a better way!

Well, time to roll the dice, lock in our seed orders, and dive into 2021.

Keep eating your veggies.
Greg
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September 15th, 2020

September 15th, 2020

As part of trying to stay connected to our customers in our new reality we, at Elmridge, have put more effort into social media.  I, myself, am not a person hooked into social media.  No Twitter, no Instagram, no Snap Chat, no Linkedin and certainly not Facebook!  I operate on a “need to know” basis and generally I don’t……need to know.  Having said that, I am very happy that most of our valued customers are social media users and we are able to convey our story to you.  As part of staying connected I have been volun-told to do a weekly “blurb” that will hopefully be interesting, informative and helpful (and probably quite sarcastic at times).   So here we go……


September 15/ 2020.

Just a broad picture update for this week.

The decade was off to an average start.  We were convinced this was the year we would get rich since the previous two had been a disaster thanks to weather related issues.  And then March 13th happened.  We found out at 1:00 PM, after already packing for market, that the Seaport was closed until further notice.  The next weekend we lost the Forum market. 

But we were lucky.  We had already been thinking about opening our own online store and thanks to my wife Suzanne’s (the real boss) insistence, we were already working toward a June 2020 opening instead of waiting until 2021 as I had suggested.  With a concentrated effort we were able to have our online store up and running by the the following Wednesday, March 18.  And from then until now it has become increasingly obvious that the bright spot in our future is likely going to be our online store.  It’s been very steep learning curve but when the option is do or die one tends to find the stamina.  The learning curve has led to a lot of screw-ups on our end and frustrations on your end as I am sure many of you can attest to.  Thank you for sticking with us as we try to improve our service and management of what is a very new frontier. To be able to list products, put products on hold or delist products has required a whole new level of forecasting and management.  In the good old days we took product to market and if we sold out and you missed out that was a fact of life we all understood.  Now if we oversell it becomes a much more complex problem.  Food production is still where our very developed society meets reality and perfect consistency and supply is very hard to achieve, especially when the bulk of it comes from one farm. 

We are back at The Forum, The Seaport and Wolfville farmers markets but we have altered our retail procedures to simultaneously reduce the chance of spreading Covid 19 and improve food safety overall.  We are offering you a system that ensures that no other consumer has had the opportunity to touch a product and potentially contaminate it.  In all honesty, the retail model where everyone is free to touch anything and then put it back has bothered me more and more over the years. We have gone to great lengths to follow food safety protocol on the farm and then all of that work is thrown out the window when someone handles food and then puts it back.  We have absolutely no way of knowing for sure that someone has clean hands. ICK! 
We don’t have all of the kinks worked out of this system yet but we are thinking hard about how to make it both streamline and a step above in food safety.

By the way; 2021 is now the year that we will absolutely, for sure get rich :-)

Keep eating your veggies and we will keep on growing them.

Greg Gerrits
Elmridge Farm
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February 18th, 2020

February 18th, 2020

I’m happy to report that there are no new wild stories to tell this week.  Just another week in an unpredictable Nova Scotia winter.

Our “people” tell me that we have a new line of fresh greens available in the form of micro green shoots such as pea, radish, broccoli, kale, arugula and sunflower shoots from Fundy Bay MicroGreens.  They make great salad and allow me to tick the “healthy” box so I can eat more chips later (don’t tell Suzanne).

We are in the process of upgrading our website to make it more user friendly, intuitive (that’s very important for people like myself that live in the real world and therefor don’t don’t follow the same thought patterns as the software creators do) and just better….hopefully.   As I explained to the guy who is developing a web based food safety programme for us “I am like the little old lady who drives the car but doesn’t even know where to find the dipstick to check the oil level; except, I want zero to 60 in 3 seconds flat…. and pull stumps!”   We don’t want to become one of those companies that keep sending out new software “updates” that are most times, at best, just a horizontal change with no real improvements for the users.  We don’t want to make you keep learning new systems if we can help it; this world could use less change at this point, not more.  Regardless, the initial platform we used for the online store is not up to the challenge as sales continue to grow so we will need to “upgrade”……that’s better than just an update…I hope.
First planting of the year!
Lettuce!

Today the first seeds of the season get planted in my basement grow-op!  And, believe me, there has been, and will be, no pot grown in my grow-op; ever!   The amount of time, attention, effort and money our country wasted on legalizing pot disgusts me.  I promise you it hasn’t made Canada a better place….and it has just made parenting even harder.  Pot has its place in medicine, I agree, but recreational use is just going to open the door for so many more poor decisions and actions that lead to things like poverty and homelessness.   It’s no different than alcohol in that way.  It can be used “wisely” but we all know that widespread availability will only increase the number of abusers.  I am a liberal at heart (we all are in western society BTW) but there are certain lines of liberal thinking that I disdain.   OK.  Enough of that.  That train of thought kind of got away from me but now that it’s out I’m not going to delete it either… :-l
February 18th, 2021

We plant a couple lots of lettuce early to be transplanted into a greenhouse in early March for some late April greens.  Today I will plant about 1300 seeds of “Salanova” lettuce.  I’ll do the same next Thursday and the Thursday after to give about four weeks of early lettuce for our online store and farmers markets.  “Salanova” is a fairly new take on how to produce a lettuce that is super easy to prepare for a salad for our hectic lifestyles.  One cut across the base will produce enough, perfectly sized whole leaves fort a salad for two.  Check it out.
https://www.johnnyseeds.com/growers-library/vegetables/lettuce-salanova-production.htmlToday the first seeds of the season get planted in my basement grow-op!  And, believe me, there has been, and will be, no pot grown in my grow-op; ever!   The amount of time, attention, effort and money our country wasted on legalizing pot disgusts me.  I promise you it hasn’t made Canada a better place….and it has just made parenting even harder.  Pot has its place in medicine, I agree, but recreational use is just going to open the door for so many more poor decisions and actions that lead to things like poverty and homelessness.   It’s no different than alcohol in that way.  It can be used “wisely” but we all know that widespread availability will only increase the number of abusers.  I am a liberal at heart (we all are in western society BTW) but there are certain lines of liberal thinking that I disdain.   OK.  Enough of that.  That train of thought kind of got away from me but now that it’s out I’m not going to delete it either… :-l

We plant a couple lots of lettuce early to be transplanted into a greenhouse in early March for some late April greens.  Today I will plant about 1300 seeds of “Salanova” lettuce.  I’ll do the same next Thursday and the Thursday after to give about four weeks of early lettuce for our online store and farmers markets.  “Salanova” is a fairly new take on how to produce a lettuce that is super easy to prepare for a salad for our hectic lifestyles.  One cut across the base will produce enough, perfectly sized whole leaves for a salad for two.  Check it out.
https://www.johnnyseeds.com/growers-library/vegetables/lettuce-salanova-production.html
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February 11, 2021

February 11, 2021

So it looks like maybe we haven’t quite had enough global warming to escape the occasional bout of winter weather.  Although it seems to have started late the last number of years and then, unfortunately, lingered longer into the spring.  On the plus side I think we should all take the approach of enjoying days like last Wednesday as much as possible without dwelling on the impending apocalypse.  Things are changing, it’s scary to not know where it’s headed, but if we are going to survive with some personal well being intact we need to take the good too, not just the bad…,..that’s my deep thought for the day….
 
Hospital transportation Elmridge style
February 11, 2021

I was at a conference in January 2020 and sat in on a weather related session with Cindy Day.  Inevitably, when the chance came to ask questions, an unknown, brilliant soul decided to ask if we were in for another late spring.  That’s a horrible question to ask!  What it is 90% likely to do is cause worry and/ or disappointment.  If she says we will have an early spring we will all have our hopes up and then most likely be disappointed when it turns out differently.  If she says it’s going to be a late spring (which she did) then as farmers we all immediately go into the" gloom, doom, negativity and complaining" mode we are so good at.  As it turned out, we had a more or less average spring (on a 30 year mean).  Don’t ask!  

I’m going to share a snow storm related story that illustrates the unthinkable things our children put us through.  If you aren’t a parent you’re off the hook.  If you just aren’t a parent yet, take heed!  I’m going to throw my daughter, Gillian, under the bus for the sake of a good story.  Also, a spoiler, everyone is fine although I think Suzanne and I are likely considerably greyer than we were Sunday afternoon.

So the latest storm dropped in on us quickly Sunday evening and by the time we went to bed it was obvious it was going to be at least 30cm. No problem,  we will sleep through it and dig ourselves out in the morning.

At 2:30 in the morning I wake to the sound (mostly, because it was pretty dark) of Suzanne freaking out (…yup, that’s a pretty good way to describe it).  Our 21 year old daughter Gillian is standing on her side of the bed, and after Suzanne gained a wee bit of composure (only a wee bit) Gillian says “I’m terrified, the right side of my body has gone numb”.  That’s not what anyone wants to hear in the middle of the night…..well, anytime.

On Sunday Gillian had had a pretty bad headache all day and had experienced dizziness near early evening.  I’m sure you can all imagine the scenarios of horror that were running through our heads when Gillian woke us in the middle of the night.  Our first thought was call “811”, which Suzanne and Gillian did immediately.  While they are doing that my mind is on “how the H-E-double-hockey-sticks are we going to get to the hospital if need be?”.  After a short conversation the nurse has determined that Gillian has partial numbness on the right side of her body and a coin size spot over her right jugular vein that has zero feeling.  (It turns out that younger people can damage the jugular vein just by kinking or bumping their neck which can cause a clot that can break loose and potentially be fatal; I’m glad I didn’t know that at that point!) The nurse says “ you need to get to the hospital, I’ll send an ambulance” (those are not comforting words in the middle of a snow storm).  My response; “yeah; no you won’t!”.  You see, ambulance drivers seem to get lost in our area more than half of the time under clear skies let alone in a blizzard.  On top of that, there was no way a two wheel drive vehicle was going to be able to navigate the 10km of unplowed roads to our place.  Of course we were advised to stay put because it wasn’t safe and the professionals could take care of it.  Sorry, we have better toys and more experience with driving on tricky road conditions than they do.  End of argument.

On the way out the door I grab my cell phone, and because Murphy has some laws, it was completely dead.  Now, I’m not just saying this, but I am not the guy who ever lets his phone go dead.  I grab a charge cord and then discover that the cigarette adapter is missing.  Another minute wasted grabbing one out of our French kid’s car (that’s another story).  Better to waste a bit of time than chance being stuck somewhere without cellular contact.

So while Gillian is getting dressed I jump in our all-wheel-drive SUV and do a quick run up and down the driveway.  Yup; with enough speed we should be able to close the gap from our end and hopefully get a snowplow to get to us if we get stuck.  The idea of just taking a tractor is already on my mind but I opt to make less of a scene and go with the ubiquitous SUV.   Visibility was near zero and only about 500 feet down the road we almost turned before we got to the intersection with Middle Dyke Road.  It was also very obvious that it was going to require me to keep up some speed or we would get stuck.  No visibility and speed are not a good combination.  We hadn’t gone another 500 feet and felt one wheel hit the shoulder of the road and then the car slid right off into the ditch.

Luckily, the more dire a situation is, the more focussed I become (unlike Suzanne…..she’s the opposite which comes with a long list of good stories; although she did amazingly well this time).  I try to open the drivers door first just by pushing and then with my feet (yes, when you do the math I went off the opposite side of the road; did I mention that visibility was bad?).  No good. I pile out the passenger door and tell Gillian to stay put, “I’m going for a tractor!”

Well running 1000 plus feet in snow and wind is a pretty good workout but I made it, the tractor started right up and off I went.  As you can imagine, a few minutes (I think it had to be less than 10) seems like forever when, for all you know, you are having an aneurysm or a stroke.  Gillian climbs up into the tractor and off we go.  Gillian tells me that they had almost called 911 again hoping to get them to dispatch a plow and ambulance….oh ye of little faith!!!

Being up about five feet higher than the SUV made a lot of difference but is was still very hard to find the road and we were continuously losing our bearings.  Regardless, we made it to the Kentville hospital in about 30 minutes and, who knew?, there was no one waiting.  We got Gillian in and, due to Covid regulations I went back out to the tractor to chew my nails a bit.

Things went at warp speed by hospital standards and Gillian texted me that she was being looked at within about 15 minutes and reemerged in an hour and a half.

The verdict; migraine headache…….but Gillian booked a doctors appointment and is following it up just to be sure.

So there you go.  Rural life isn’t always laid back.
Next week I will likely be back to dissecting what I think is wrong (and maybe on a rare occasion what I think is right) with our agricultural system.

Keep eating your veggies.

Greg
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January 21, 2021

January 21, 2021

Doing something physical outdoors, where you can plainly see the results of your efforts, is one of the most rewarding things a person can experience. 
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January 14, 2021

We are working on adding products to our store to make it as appealing and convenient as possible.  It has been a really slow process mainly because we just can’t find enough help to get everything done on the farm and still be proactive in building our business.  
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December 17th, 2020

Leading up to the end of the season we spend a fair bit of time and money chopping and applying hay or straws mulch to any fields with no vegetation or plant debris protecting the soil from water and wind erosion during the winter months so I thought I’d share what we go through to ensure our soil stays in the field and out of the waterways and Bay Of Fundy.  Twenty to 30 years ago there was very little attention paid to erosion so we are still in the process of solving problems and honing out erosion control systems. 
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